A Collection of Haikus Written From The Perspective of Laeca

Laeca is my name

Catiline is my best friend

We will conquer Rome

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Cicero must fall

He is insufferable

By my hand he dies

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Cash Money Crassus

A true great man and ally

Is unstoppable

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Cato the Younger

More like Cato the Latro

A disgrace to Rome

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The Optimates 

Must be quickly disposed of

I’ll do it myself