Author: Jacob Shiff

Diss track of the optimates/the passing of the SCU from populares’ perspective

Diss track of the optimates/the passing of the SCU from populares’ perspective

With all the turmoil throughout Rome, its leaving many Romans fearful for their home
Not only their home, they fear for the Republic, however, the optimates don’t seem to love it
Piling on the debt, they will regret
For the common folk will become broke
The heart of the Republic is under attack, if only there was a way to take it back
While Cicero was once a noble man, now he wants the Republic to kick the can
For bringing the SCU in effect, its caused many Romans to seem perplexed
How dare the optimates pass the SCU, now every time I see them, I think “screw you”
Now they want the populates on trial, but with them fleeing, it might be a while
Hopefully they display some clementia, for if not, it will be the last of Catalina
While tensions keep seeming to boil, all I want is the Republic to have less turmoil
For long lasting peace is the recipe, as the preservation of the Republic is the only necessity
I wonder what will happen in next class, all I hope is that the populates’ might will surpass

Roman Remix: “Tik Tok” by Kesha

Roman Remix: “Tik Tok” by Kesha

Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like Catiline (hey, what up bro?)
Grab my wine, I’m out the door, I’m gonna hit this city (let’s go)
Before I leave, grab my army with promises of land
‘Cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t comin’ back
I’m talkin’ taking over Rome, Rome
Tryin’ on all our hopes, hopes
Cicero needs to go, go
Drop-toppin’, playin’ our favorite music
Pullin’ up to the city
Tryna restore the Republic

Don’t stop, make it pop
Cicero, surrender now because
Tonight, I’ma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the war don’t stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Don’t stop, make it pop
Cicero, surrender now because
Tonight, I’ma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the war don’t stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Ain’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of wine
Got plenty of money in my pocket, because I’m Catiline
And now the soldiers are linin’ up ’cause they hear we are coming
But we kick ’em to the curb unless they start running
I’m talkin’ ’bout everybody gettin’ freed, freed
Cicero piles on his greed, greed
Gonna smack him if he doesn’t recede, recede
Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the optimates shut us down, down
Optimates shut us down, down
Optimates shut us down

Don’t stop, make it pop
Cicero, surender now because
Tonight, I’ma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the war don’t stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Don’t stop, make it pop
Cicero, surrender now because
Tonight, I’ma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the war don’t stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

Cicero, you failed the Republic
You break it down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got it
With the SCU
You got it now
You got that auctoritas
Yeah, you got it
Cicero, you failed the Republic
You break it down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got it
With the SCU
We had to flee
To preserve the Republic, don’t you see?

Now, the libertas don’t start ’til I walk in
Don’t stop, make it pop
Cicero, surrender now because
Tonight, I’ma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the war don’t stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Don’t stop, make it pop
Cicero, surrender now because
Tonight, I’ma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the war don’t stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh

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